Legendary

Legend tells of a legendary warrior whose kung-fu skills were the stuff of legend. He travelled the land in search for worthy foes.
"I see you like to chew; why don't you chew......on my fist!"
The warrior said nothing, for his mouth was full. Then he swallowed, "Enough talk, let's fight."
KAPLUEWY!
It was totally awesome. His enemies went blind from over-exposure to pure awesomeness. "Ow! My eyes! He's so awesome."
"And attactive."
"How may we repay you?" "There is no charge for awesomeness.....or attactiveness." KAPLUEWY!