Anyone want a Border Collie?

OK so she has destroyed several shoes, chewed on several chairs, doesn't chew on her expensive chew toys, wakes us up barking at 3am, pooped in every room of our house, wakes us up at 5am, carries the cat's head around in her mouth, eats the cat's poop, eats the cat's food, runs away and doesn't come back when she is called. It isn't that she is a bad dog. We are bad dog owners. But we are trying hard, and looking for a nice home where she can run all day and herd sheep like her instincts are compelling her to do. But doesn't she look nice in the picture?