Farewell KFC

We gave away our rooster because he was keeping our neighbor awake. He liked to crow at least once an hour 24-7, "I'm prettier", and the rooster down the road would cry, "No I'm prettier", and KFC would crow louder, "No, I'm prettier!"

Now we just hear the coki frogs, "Ko-ki, Ko-ki," they are really saying, "We are so happy to have found this island with no predators so we can infest it."